Category: Health & Sport

Great Britain takes Bronze in 10m Olympic snowball final

Virus rejects Trump’s body as ‘unbearable host’

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Family/Education

Magnet anglers forced to throw back all knives under 12cm long

Commuters told to only travel out of peak hours to avoid over-crowding

Nail bar ‘still has no idea why it had to shut’

Family/Education

Dorset man didn’t know he could still shave during lockdown

China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20

Professional boxing to go ahead with arm extensions

Sooty appointed to lead coronavirus tracking app team

Five injured in social bubble explosion

Trump refuses facemask because “I don’t breathe when I meet people”

easyJet to provide unisex ‘air nappies’ on all flights from June 15

Trump reveals he gargles with WD-40 ‘for extra protection’

Coronavirus lockdown: Trump gives OK for blind barbers to re-open

Electricians to re-train as brain surgeons on 6 week NHS course

Trump’s 38th food taster dies

New electronic tag tracks criminals’ lifestyle

Ex-plumber (87) to star in Royal Ballet production of The Kneecracker

Green party promises free High Speed Broadbeans for every home

ASDA launches clearer food nutrition labels

Care Home robot recalled for ‘minor adjustments’

Report warns excess salt poses ‘a serious health risk for the over 95s’

Public to be advised how many times food should be chewed

Frustration as Primark sells out of Michael Gove’s £3 shorts

New fridge door guide will reduce wasted food

‘Easier’ golf course closes after claims that it’s a death-trap

New drug gives you memories of experiences you never had

Sussex man robbed of Atlantic crossing record as ketchup bottle drifts back to the start

Spare hand touches toilet doors so you don’t have to

eBay to introduce ‘Tipsy check’ on all purchases made after 10 PM

Family/Education

92-year-old woman wakes from coma to find she has given birth to twins

The master yachtsman – a tale of epic incompetence from Spoofflé’s Caribbean correspondent

Family/Education

Insurers insist on safer playgrounds or they must close

Drone competition suspended after EasyJet plane spotted

Nike launches first external gastric band

NHS Hospital introduces parking discount card

Suffolk man smashes one-footed world record for Rubik’s cube

Report condemns Olympics for being ‘elitist’

Portable 24 litre vaping system lasts for six months

‘Fit-Buddie’ adds steps even while you sleep

Family/Education

Suffolk woman sets World record for 1,983 mile non-stop swim around village pond

Top chef loses his Michelin star down the toilet

102 year old Cardiff woman descends Snowdon in a wingsuit

Underwater chess to be included in 2024 Paris Olympics

‘Morning after’ pill for men – UK trial abandoned as a total failure

World’s first head transplant hailed as a ‘partial success’

Tour de France bans aerofoil helmets as ‘cheating’

Link found between Marmite and life expectancy

NHS may use veterinary surgeries for minor A&E treatment

People over 65 can now drink safely every day according to new guidelines

Study shows older men shrink half an inch during summer

Pensioner events to be included in Paris 2024 Olympics