Category: Weird

Family/Education

2021 Census will include questions on gender of pets

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Life/Environment

Safari park baboons caught stripping car of its wheels

Family/Education

Dorset man didn’t know he could still shave during lockdown

Five injured in social bubble explosion

Science/Technology

Lettuces grown in space still weightless when brought back to Earth

Trump’s 38th food taster dies

Media & the Arts

£8 TV bought on eBay still receives 1950s programmes

Life/Environment

Thai villagers solve problem of foxes eating their songbirds

Tourist sues taverna who mistook his bagpipes for an octopus

Postman attacked by pet budgie blames rise in on-line deliveries

Taunton Council to tighten staff selection criteria

Life/Environment

Pet millipede can solve Rubik’s cube in less than a minute

Couple find 160 year old coal in cottage they bought

Family/Education

Businessman steps down over link to infamous Australian naked coughing cult

Life/Environment

96 gram German dog scoops Crufts ‘Micro Breed’ trophy

Family/Education

World War II bicycle to be raised from Sussex pond after 74 years

70-year-old pothole awarded Grade II listed status

Life/Environment

London Eye closed after rare Japanese fungi found growing under seat

Iceland launch Friday night ‘Food Fights’

Science/Technology

Government to map the gnomes in all UK gardens

Tesco ridicules customer for thinking the vole in her oats was a mouse

Science/Technology

Chinese moon landing ‘is a hoax’ claims Gobi farmer

Unemployed sword swallower charged with jewellery thefts

Trump: Mexico wall could now be ‘a very deep trench’

Security & Crime

Bank robber in horse mask not challenged ‘because it might have offended him’

COP26: Boris praises British company’s methane capture system for cows

Family/Education

Glasgow butcher sells out of turkeys stuffed with Mars bars in 50 minutes

Family/Education

Gloucestershire village Christmas lights visible from space

Life/Environment

Larry returns to No. 10 after receiving ‘reassurances’ on back flap arrangement

Life/Environment

Downing Street cat leaves after mouse ‘backflap’ deal collapses

Sussex man attempts first Atlantic crossing in a ketchup bottle

Cleaner finds John Bercow’s advent calendar with windows torn open on Dec 2nd

Donald Trump says genetic engineering is ‘really simple’

Family/Education

Asda’s ‘Kenny the Cabbage’ toy causes angry queues in Manchester

Life/Environment

33kg rat caught by Blackpool landlady

Life/Environment

New Belgian gadget grows square apples

Parrot can recite the value of Pi to 535 decimal places

Aldi launches luxury Brussels sprouts filled with caviar

Illegal fishing boat marooned with no water after shooting Albatross

Life/Environment

Ex-soldier rescued from cliffs after flock of lambs attacked him

Modelmaker still has no idea how he trapped himself in a bottle

Nigerian prince leaves £16.2 million in cash on Cardiff woman’s doorstep

Ronnie Kray’s pressed flower collection fetches £14,000 at auction

Dorset village clock found to be one day slow

Dalai Lama says his 64Gb iphone xs memory ‘not nearly enough’

Police officer reprimanded for using the phrase ‘pinker than pink’

Spoofflé banned in China

London installs first green, solo outdoor toilets

Robot fruit picker caught stealing strawberries

HS2 lavatory cleaner on salary of £72,000 plus car

WI ladies start digging tunnel from Isle of Wight to mainland

Briton arrives home after crawling around the world

Woman climbs The Shard to save injured pigeon (May 29th 2018)

Pensioner surfaces ‘alive and well’ after being brutally murdered (2nd June 2018)